Saturday, January 22, 2011

Rapping Aliens

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The Plot:

Rapping aliens have invaded the Earth and became rulers of every city. They forced everybody to learn the art of rapping and engage in rap battles.  These became the new sports; they have replaced most major activities with rap, and in everything else they added rap themes. For example, diamond necklaces were required for all social events, and it is forbidden to walk alone in the streets, they have to be accompanied by their “homies.”

However, the future savior of mankind hates rap in every way. He is a defiant lad who lives and breathes country music. Naturally, he is hunted by the aliens but in five years they never caught him. Fed up, the aliens pose a challenge to our hero: beat us in Battle Raps and we will leave the Earth. Be defeated, and you will be forced to learn rap. Not sensing the irony, our hero agrees.

The Hanger:

Can a hardened Country musician learn enough wicked rhymes to defeat the overlords? Can a rap version of Billy Cyrus's "Achy, Braky Heart" defeat the Aliens' wicked rhymes? No, probably not.

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